You want dinars? Rupees? Dollars? I will change your money at very cheap rate. Welcome to my bathhouse. I live in Damascus. My name is Ali the Barber. I run gentlemen’s steam sauna and barbershop on ground floor. Me your friend. You are in welcome. This bathhouse.

All come here, hot from travels and sweat. They lounge in sauna, half-clad and towelled, exchanging tales. We sweat together. I listen and befriend the weary. They all know me as friend. “Ali,” they say, “we know your face, come let us sweat and swap tales.” When I am not busy changing money or helping in barbershop on ground floor, street entrance, I sit in sauna and listen to travellers’ tales.

Many Westerners come through here. Archaeologists and TV newsmen, BBC, CNN, Al Jazeera, they all know me. I am friend of weary traveller. I change their money at very cheap rate, Ali’s Barbershop & Sauna, off Cedars Road, Damascus, ground floor entrance barbershop. Enter here and we will sweat together.

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